No Friends? Here’s The Day For You!

Obviously we haven’t really thought this through. Today is the National Day of Unplugging, where you’re encouraged to put down all electronic devices and do something more constructive instead. Though, if you were already aware of this, then you’ve already unplugged all your electronic devices and you shouldn't be capable of reading this. Which means you’re obviously cheating. You’re cheating on the National Day of Unplugging. And that makes you history’s greatest monster. How can you sleep at night?